I have four extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel) Event at the University of Phoenix Stadium next weekend in Glendale AZ, if anybody wants them.
Robbie is going to try to jump over 1,000 Obama supporters with a Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer.
Thinking if ya got the 9 off a ramp at 20 mph it would go ...hmmm maybe 2 ft before it dropped.. Course ya get one up to about 80 (scary thought) and im sure it would go... 3 ft..
consider a school bus instead? Get better range
Serve the survivors some refreshments from Guyana
I would have to go with the D-9, but I would have to be on the front row. Hell I'd help with the clean up!
Any one know where I can rent some Hogs? And they shall become as dung, upon the earth!Oh ya, and a water Hose.