40 years of Marriage, sent to me by my wife...

40 years of Marriage, sent to me by my wife...

40 years of marriage...

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband'.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me'.
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof!... - the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female...

Except in California, Boston, New York & Miami Fl. (my comment) samD

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