Afghani Quarterback

Afghani Quarterback

Afghan Quarterback

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Oakland Raiders The
only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all
the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he
couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in
Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young
Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a
hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect
arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of
football. And the Raiders go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the
coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his
mother.

" Mom ," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. "You are not my
son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won
the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of
my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there
are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your
two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I
have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn’t get raped!" The
old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Oakland !!”

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4 years 40 weeks ago, 7:31 PM

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As a Raiders fan

That hurts!!

4 years 40 weeks ago, 7:50 PM

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lol

as a Raiders Fan ....you deserve it!!!!!lololol...Go Bears!!!!!!!!

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4 years 40 weeks ago, 8:07 PM

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Then I grew up! I bleed Silver and Black! LOLOL

4 years 40 weeks ago, 8:09 PM

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hey

Demarcos Russell has something for that bleeding problem!!!lolololl

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4 years 40 weeks ago, 8:21 PM

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The only part of this that is BS is the Raiders winning the Superbowl lolololololololololololollolololl

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4 years 40 weeks ago, 9:19 PM

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Just wait

As soon as Al Davis dies Raiders will be good again!

4 years 40 weeks ago, 9:21 PM

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Al Davis will be ruining the Raiders for another hundred years from his grave! The CryptKeeper

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4 years 40 weeks ago, 9:22 PM

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Your right

Hell dont want him hes to big an asshole!

4 years 40 weeks ago, 9:56 PM

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R3bauer, he's whats left over after an asshole goes thru a meat grinder then a garbage disposer!!

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