Aging Optimist

Aging Optimist

"YA KNOW, WHEN I WAS 25 AND GOT A HARD-ON,
I COULDN'T BEND IT WITH BOTH HANDS.”

“BY THE TIME I WAS 50, I COULD BEND IT ABOUT
10 DEGREES IF I TRIED REAL HARD.”

“BY THE TIME I WAS 60, I COULD BEND IT
20 DEGREES, NO PROBLEM.”

I'M GONNA BE 70 NEXT WEEK, AND I CAN BEND IT
IN HALF WITH JUST ONE HAND."

"SO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?"

"WELL, I'M JUST WONDERING

—HOW MUCH STRONGER AM I GONNA GET?”

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5 years 33 weeks ago, 9:31 AM

LLE

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Jul 2008
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HOME!!

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
5 years 33 weeks ago, 11:16 AM

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Oct 2009
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redding, california, United States

haha...sounds like somebody could use a posti vac!lol!

CRY HAVOC and let slip the dogs of war!
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