What a design !!!
I wish my wifes looked even remotely like that
I wish your wife's butt looked like that too........ I mean for you, of course. LOL
Thats about the funniest comment i've read in the past couple days.. well done..
yep, im thinking you and Capt.Max (welcome aboard) are going to keep each other way happy..
Got to say thats one fine bottom.. guessing it's the panties pulled.. ok i've got to stop now.. when ever i get a woody i have to call half the population in AZ and brag about it.. This might be a bit TMI but the geez doesn't get those every four and a half min. as in the past.. Fact is thats a good thing.. you get this extra skin thing in your mid sixties.. so when the wang gets wong (just deal with it) and brother i wear size 13 shoes, got a nose longer than teddys on Mt Rushrmore, and size (this is technical) WOW those are big hands.. anyway when ever the deed occures it takes about half of my blood.. i get all light headed (makes the phone calls rough) and the skin stretches so much it looks like i had one of those $14.95 face lifts.. and nobody can recognise me till i go flaced again.. good thing is that doesn't take long as i forget why it happened to start with..
I wear a SIZE 16 and she as a hot but try the blue pill after 4 hrs do not call the doc call another girl :>)
And another, and another, and another ......... I think I see a pattern
Yeah, whenever I get a woody I get a little light headed from lack of blood also, about 5 - 6 times a day (LOL), at least you don't need a calendar to track yours, YET!
so you need 24 hours for 6 thumpers.. hmm.. maybe im not as old as i thought i was..
how'd you know about the calendar?..
Oh, you count nocturnal emissions?? That'll take awhile to calculate.
I just figured you used a sundial or some Aztec calendar bullsh*t and I cut it in half to get the modern calendar If you buy that story, I got some swamp land in Florida for sale..............
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