Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America.

Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America.

Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.

When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone, including the President.

They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.

"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yep. Sure did." The farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off his motor. "Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the

United States?" "Yep." "Were there any survivors?" "Nope. They's all kilt straight out" the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself.

Took me most of the morning.."

"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff shouted.

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.

"He kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is."

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lol

i love it lol

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very nice

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He told Congress the talking is over, It's time to vote!
I hope they vote NO on everything that SOB wants
just to show him he is not GOD. You don't tell
The US Congress what to do

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LOL

Now this is true comedy! Love it! Thanks For Sharing!

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Love that comedy!

Love that comedy!

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