AK47 Toilet Seat

AK47 Toilet Seat

I dunno anything about the gunseat but looks cool. Has Sam posted it already?

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat
on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out.
After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower,
she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the
not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.

They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.

Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts.

Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital
emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her
(Try to get a mental picture of this.).

Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor,
I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them... I just never saw
one mounted and framed."


4 years 19 weeks ago, 7:51 PM


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Major General
Join Date:
Apr 2012
Bella Vista, AR, United States
What, no TP bayonet?

What, no TP bayonet?

4 years 19 weeks ago, 12:46 AM

greg az

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Secretary of Homeland Security
Join Date:
Oct 2009
New York, NY, Ascension Island

just never saw one mounted and framed.. sick puppy that you are.. heres one for ya.. straight up honest no embelishment.. had a hemoridectomy (these are sorta cash ectomoys as the come back) bout twenty years ago.. im in the docs office bent over in the same position as the gal above.. i was younger then and real embarrased bout the deal.. the position was the most "exposed" thing you can imagine, talking wide open and up in the air.. anyway the door opens BEHIND me.. and this young nurse says (guys this is gospil, and you know i don't play).. Gosh. Mr Edwards, i didn't know you had an appointment today.. she couldn't see my face, chart was on the door in front of me, she picked me out cause of the "view"..

they don't tell ya about comming back.. i had liquid diet for a week, and then like two pieces of toast.. thought id beat the "pass is pain" thing.. nope.. the first time you go is flat yodel time..

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
4 years 19 weeks ago, 8:04 AM


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Join Date:
Jan 2009
Dear Greg

This was the first thing I read this morning. I don't know if I should thank you or not. It certainly has set the mood for the day. LOL. Geez. It certainly started my day off with a laugh, but on the on other hand, no matter what else happens today, I'll be remembering your hemorhoid story!

4 years 19 weeks ago, 8:27 AM


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Brigadier General
Join Date:
May 2009
West Jefferson, NC USA, United States

I wish you could untell that story.

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4 years 49 weeks ago

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