Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity

Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem . “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

p.s. It's a joke, don't call the NAACP or ACLU!

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 2:49 PM

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he's pissed off for him hitting white golf balls

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
4 years 32 weeks ago, 2:58 PM

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a poor excuse for a black man

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
4 years 32 weeks ago, 3:17 PM

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First off, is this true?? Did he really say this?? Sharpton is a joke as a human rights person, and isn't he supposed to be a reverend?? So, I guess in Sharptons Bible the commandments don't say "thou shalt not commit adultery", instead his apperently says, "thou shalt not commit adultery unless it's with a black woman". Aren't you missing the point there Al? As a reverend shouldn't you be against any kind of adultery instead of promoting it with black women? And what is that actually saying to black women? "your not good enough to marry, but your good enough to fool around with". Come on! I really wonder if he really said what's above, I didn't think he was that stupid. But, then again....

4 years 32 weeks ago, 3:23 PM

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Tina Fey did the same thing on SNL:

"Tonight, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner will celebrate his 75th birthday. At Hefner's side will be his seven girlfriends - Stephanie, Tiffany, Regina, Cathy, Kimberly, Buffy and, of course, Tina. Because wherever two or more whores are gathered, there's always a Tina. Now, when I first saw these women, I thought the same thing we all did - what has happened to affirmative action in this country? Hefner's dating seven blonde, white women - not a blonde pubic hair among them, might I add. Not a pubic hair among them. Come on, though - seven blondes? There's not a hot Asian woman you can throw in there? A light-skinned black woman? A deaf brunette? Something? Where's the diversity? When are we going to have a Hefner harem that looks like America?"

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
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Thanks Schuyler, I thought it sounded a bit off the wall. Funny though.

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Remember when Al Sharpton was running for the Democratic nomination for President? I remember the Democratic "debate" when all kinds of people were on stage. They all had their say - blah, blah, blah. Everybody trying to be politically correct, just shit dripping out of their mouths. Then Sharpton spoke. I had to give it to him that night. He was the only one who actually said what he really believed, & let the chips fall. I can't stand him, & think he's an asshole, but at least he's man enough to say what he thinks.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
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