all i said was "i want one like Hamp"

all i said was "i want one like Hamp"

Besides her other attributes ie; tak'n care of padre (usually limited to telling me why i walked into a room, or advice on something rude hanging off my face) The lovely Mrs E is also blessed with a wonderful since of humor..

We're watching TV, I'm scrolling thru pictures.. Get to Hamps rifle.. I make a comment on both the gun and photography skills.. ok maybe more like "why can't I have one of these"

I knew the way she jumped up it was going to be trouble.. You guys know that maniacal laughter thing..

The kicker was the butter knife and "brownies" leash.. Actually works ok, but have to move the "front grip" a bit to see thru the scope..

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2 years 45 weeks ago, 3:12 PM

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Classic!

That is awesome. You gotta love a woman with that kind of sense of humor and sharpness.

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2 years 45 weeks ago, 3:21 PM

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butter knife works

Is that for when you invade wisconsin?

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p.s. That is one of the funniest things I have read in a while, kudos to your wife.

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2 years 45 weeks ago, 3:29 PM

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thanks guys..

shes a keeper just for putting up with me.. hoping hamp or one of you tech guys can swap that puppy around 90 degrees..

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2 years 45 weeks ago, 3:46 PM

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How's this?

Greg's tacticool assault weapon
Here ya go, Greg. grin. Still getting a kick out of it.

I don't know how to send it to you, but you can put the following:

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in your post, and it will show up. I had to add spaces after the opening and before the closing brace, respectively, so it will show up. Remove these when you want to post it.

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2 years 45 weeks ago, 3:41 PM

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LOL! Red Green would be proud..

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2 years 45 weeks ago, 4:33 PM

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Now if i could just tape another 9 mag's to it, Hamp and i could go plinking together.. guess the kids wouldn't want to shoot it much..sigh..

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2 years 45 weeks ago, 4:49 PM

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Pard's assault rifle

with duct tape rails.
Thanks guys, I needed a laugh.
Tell G I said thanks. I really like the "medallion".

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2 years 45 weeks ago, 4:59 PM

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Medallion

Is that what the flower is? Good stuff.

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great rifle

you selling it? ...............................TY

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2 years 45 weeks ago, 5:55 PM

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for my RRA 'Government' (with all the shit hanging off it).....LOL! I will through in the 'spring'

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2 years 45 weeks ago, 9:29 PM

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Good trade

ROTFLMFAO

Oh man, I got to make time to get on at night more. This is better than anything on TV.

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2 years 45 weeks ago, 5:56 PM

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Back in a bit

I gotta knock the dust off.

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I want one

that was hilarious, and yeah, I know that maniacal laughter sound,

2 years 43 weeks ago, 5:44 PM

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Vince

Welcome to our little playhouse. Don't mind the "Bill" thing, it's just how we address someone with an unpronouncable username. LOL! All we ask is that you clean up after yourself.
Enjoy and keep digging up those oldies!

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LOL. THis is an old post, but I must have missed it. That's classic! Love the rifle.

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Thanks Brad.. Yeah that was quite the day. We were both laughing when the pics were being taken.. Like a lot of you guys out there i've been blessed in the "wife" dept.. wish the same for all of you single guys.. Might kid about it, but bottom line.. a loving wife is hard to beat..

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 9:03 AM

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It's not been all that hard for me Greg.
ROTFL

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Especially if she's bigger than you! lmao

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i still get tickled with the PC uncorrect what do ya say to a gal with two black eyes..

nothing it's clear she didn't listen the first time..

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