For all my old Navy types

For all my old Navy types

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times’ sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks,

'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots? he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'

She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and your knot getting your money back.

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5 years 40 weeks ago, 3:05 PM

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ack ack ack ack ack

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
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