ALL SENIORS AREN'T SENILE

ALL SENIORS AREN'T SENILE

An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store
one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his new
girlfriend... The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over... 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler
said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.

Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man.
" There's no money in that account" !!!!!

"I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about my weekend!"

ALL SENIORS AREN'T SENILE

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4 years 43 weeks ago, 2:57 PM

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David Letterman?

How'd he pull that?

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
4 years 8 weeks ago, 7:01 AM

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I thought it was David

I thought it was David Letterman at first but it isn't

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