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APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH*

*1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.*

*2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.*

*3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.*

*4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.*

*5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.*

*6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? *

*7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.*

*8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?*

*9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.*

*10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.*

*11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.*

*12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.*

*13. No one ever says 'It's only a game.' when their team is winning.*

*14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.*

*15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.*

*16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.*

*17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)*

*18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.*

*19. After 50, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead!!*

*20. Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind, and the ones who mind, don't matter. *

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