" It's so hot that..
the trees are whistling for dogs.
birds are using potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
hot water now comes out of both taps in the sink.
you can make sun tea instantly.
you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
the temperature drops below 95°F and you feel a little chilly.
farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs."