ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

ATLANTA AIRPORT -
You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of
you will enjoy this more than others.. Southerners can be so polite!

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. - Allah is Great."

Pause...

Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE..
INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful
now and tell Allah "hey" for us --

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 6:28 AM

ivantank

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but up in Ill. they do

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
4 years 51 weeks ago, 6:39 AM

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awesome

gotta love Alanta ATC. LOL

"the thrill of the hunt"
4 years 51 weeks ago, 7:28 AM

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Good one sam

ALANTA ATC has the right idea with this problem.

"WAR IS A RACKET, I spent most of my time being a high-class muscle-man for Big Business, for Wall Street, and for the Bankers." Major-General Smedley Darlington Butler USMC Ret. 2 time Medal of Honor winner.
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