Aye Aye Chief

Aye Aye Chief

The Navy Chief noticed a new seaman and barked at him, "Get over here! What's your name sailor?"

"John," the new seaman replied.

"Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they're teaching sailors in boot camp these days, but I don't call anyone by his first name," the chief scowled. "It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only; Smith, Jones, Baker, whatever. And you are to refer to me as 'Chief'. Do I make myself clear?"

"Aye, Aye Chief!"

"Now that we've got that straight, what's your last name?"

The seaman sighed. "Darling, My name is John Darling, Chief."

"Okay, John, here's what I want you to do ...."


4 years 21 weeks ago, 2:30 PM

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ALL us Navy guys are gona get a kick outa this, and you picked a good pic to use with it.. One of the girls is bringing pop up a bottle of E&J as an early birthday present... I've got your "Korbel's" hang'n.. Still get a kick out of the "cosmoline" comment, Have a good Thanksgiving.

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4 years 21 weeks ago, 5:12 PM


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Ahem! (Cough, cough)

His last name is printed above his right pocket--always. All those chiefs had to do was look above his right pocket.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
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