At a bar...

At a bar...

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, it doesn't matter to me. I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 6:34 PM

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God, I loved it!

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 6:35 PM

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Sir, you have a PM.

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 6:36 PM

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I love straight shooters.

4 years 10 weeks ago, 6:40 PM

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Can you guys do me a favor? Someone...does't matter who...as long as you can do it...just delete all my pics and videos please. I will just start from scratch...really, PLEASE?

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 6:51 PM

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As of this writing, I question everyone.
If that hurts, Well, grow some skin.
If some redneck in TX can hurt your feelings with a website post?
"WE" are men damnit!
I really appreciate the atmosphere here, Guys, be who you are.
Tin star Barney can go tell Momma for all I care.
I got a few who I believe, I aint naming names.
This is for real. Anybody with the cajones can delete or put a gag order on me!
There are a lot of good men here, you know who you are.
We still got a lot of "kids" who need to shut up and listen or haul ass.
I got my list. Snake, stay put!
Go ahead kick my butt off. Damn Liberals!

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:06 PM

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Vaq, what in the hell

are you talking about? Please explain.....back to dinner for me before the missus "takes control"!!!

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:14 PM

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Hamp

Open your eyes.
You are clicking and sorting pictures as fast as anyone.
Stop for a minute, read some, do you think for a moment that these people even took the picture!
Look at my pics, greasys, LBC, greg......etc.
Yep, yours. Everything else is copy and paste.
lets get real people!!
Sure, we all like guns, do we own all we want, hell no!
Honesty, credibility, It means a hell of a lot to me!.
Read some of the so called "reviews"!!
My daughter can spell and uses better grammar while texting on her phone!!
I am who I claim, good, bad , pretty, ugly.
I'm calling the posers out!

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:23 PM

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Okay! sorry Vaq

I pretty much quit posting the cut and paste stuff when sam informed me of the duplicates that I was posting...fair enough! Takes up band width etc. After that, I decided to try and post pic's that I knew could not be here already, me and the kids out shooting.....I will do more in the future. It would really be helpful if we could delete our own content..IMO!

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:29 PM

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Hamp

It really goes beyond the copy and paste thing, hell, thats about all sam does!
I mean, if you are gonna post a gun picture, well, make it something you own or really know about.
Not some damn catalog picture you ripped off the net and do a verbatim review on. There are plenty of other asshead sites for that.
It's simple guys.
Don't take credit for sombody elses work.

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:31 PM

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I have been doing it for the good of the site. Am I a poser? I try to keep it interesting and entertaining, but I don't have the time or inclination to do all my own photos. I like to bring thought provoking material also.

4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:37 PM

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and you don't try to act like you wrote the articles.
Just be yourself.
You have been straight up from "my" day one.
It's a curse, really, I see through bullshit and deciet too easy.
We got mice and I don't like 'em.

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:45 PM

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Now I feel implicated in this, please point out where I have mislead anyone...thanks.

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:50 PM

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where ya' gotta allow cut and paste (maybe restrict it, hell I don't know) none of us can afford to go out and spend $15,000 on a Chey-tac or whatever to shoot or photograph!

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:53 PM

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Sir, you have a PM

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:59 PM

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:56 PM

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yeh agreed

i haven't really noticed(or cared) about cut and paste,hadn't really thought about it much,but now with the"other" picture section i wanna see poontang! yah baby lets get to some real cut and paste(new term will be "cunt & pasties").Booyah!

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 8:34 PM

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Don't forget

your new white gogo boots.
LOL

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 6:45 PM

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I just whizzed through half of them and NONE of them are questionable in the least. They are either of guns, precisely, and the ones that have women are clothed. And lots of them could only come from you. Please don't delete these. It's good stuff!

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 6:47 PM

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I will repost

what I want...don't worry. It will just take a bit of time...

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 6:48 PM

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There is no batch delete, each one must be done individually.

4 years 10 weeks ago, 6:55 PM

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the powers that be to allow us to delete our own shit, makes sence, that way the burden is on us and not you....what say ye?

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 6:57 PM

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to do it then temporarily?

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 6:59 PM

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By the way...

That is a terrible option no doubt, which makes me question why we can't delete our own photos too...but anyway, let me know. I am sitting at work for another 3 hours.

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:00 PM

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or is my memory just been drunk completely away?

And Vaq: What's wrong, bud? You don't need to take any shit. PM me.

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:08 PM

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This has to be done by Quinton. I would suggest an PM to him and see if, it can be done...

4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:29 PM

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:37 PM

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If so...do it, I will start again.

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:40 PM

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Sorry no can do. Don't bother with your pics. Let God sort them out. I have over 4900 pics.
I don't have the time or inclination to sort them. They will get done in due time.

4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:40 PM

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say it aint so Pkato

say it aint so.

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:42 PM

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of reviews. I don't have a problem with copy & paste per se, but you should not copy & paste a review and pretend it is your own. First of all, it's a blatant violation of copyright law, but secondly, if you do indulge in that, you need to attribute the review rather than claim it as your own. I've copied & pasted plenty of pics, but often times the copyright owner wants the exposure and even provides the link code. (Hawtness.com is an example. So is Youtube.) Or they've got a watermark on it so you know where it came from. What bugs me is someone pasting in a review with no attribution. You can just copy a phrase from it and put it in Google and find out really fast who really took the time & effort into writing the review. If you want someone to see a review, a better and fairer way is to put in a few sentences to give the flavor, then a link to the body of the review.

As a librarian (What? You didn't know?) I've been through the wringer on this copyright shit for decades. I do understand what "fair use" is and copying an entire review is not it.

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:43 PM

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Please then, just delete my pics...I have l already gone through and filed a lot of them, I made some mistakes, no way to go back and I am just pissed and frustrated right now. For me, it will be easier to just delete them all...or better just delete my account, I wlll start from scratch...no harm no foul...

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:58 PM

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I can't do it right now, American Idol is on...LOL
If this is what you want then I will delete them as I have time. Relax. I have some Valium that I can send to you! Joking.

4 years 10 weeks ago, 8:29 PM

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Guys

If I stepped too far over the line, let me know.
Yeah, I know, I was all over the grey area, sometimes you gotta step out in the daylight.
I just get pissed at imposters.
Talk to me guys. Don't pull any punches.
Thanks.

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 8:38 PM

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Vaq, its cool

with me, I just had a hard time understanding your point at first, now it is clear to me and I understand, you are right some of these reviews etc. are strait from Guns&Ammo. I tried to write a review on my Walther but couldn't figure out how to do it, I will work on it as it is really a nice little pistol....speaking of which, did Photo Bear ever take delivery on that PK380 that he had on layaway????

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 8:30 PM

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Sheesh

I've missed something. I'll read Hope nothing bad happened.

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 8:48 PM

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Hey WTF

It's docking me 2 points everytime I delete a pic, I am gonna be the FNG again at this rate.....LOL!

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 8:53 PM

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lol

Hamp your shrinking!

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 9:35 PM

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It wouldn't be

the first time LBC...LOL!

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 10:43 AM

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Just go into your profile, click on the picture you want to delete, and click on edit. At the bottom of the page is a delete button. Click that and the picture is erased. Sam would have to do exactly the same thing.

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 10:50 AM

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Yeah, it is kind

of a slow process, I have been at it all morning and only had a handfull to delete.

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 10:52 AM

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EASY

for me...I didn't have much problem and I have pared down a lot of junk...but I left the women in there...haha!

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By the way

This option was not available before, as far as I am aware.

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 10:55 AM

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We convinced Quinton

to allow it yesterday, I think it is a great idea since Reaper and sam have
better things to do than delete our unwanted pictures.

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 10:56 AM

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Re: Pics.

Would someone like to do my 4900 + pics for me? I thought not...LOL
I am not rushing into this. Almost 2 years putting them on here, so it may take awhile longer to reclassify.

4 years 10 weeks ago, 11:23 AM

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i aint got no fake pics. Honesty is the best policy....plus im pretty much a LEO and honesty is the only poilcy...its not like the whitehouse where all they do is lie. i think ima put a pic with all my guns...not very many but they are mine. :)

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 11:37 AM

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Don't worry sam, as

your dedicated SLAVE! I have already started the process for you (such work is beneath benevolent dicktaters)...lol!

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yesterday

I was going thru a bunch of older gun reviews and related stuff. The more I read the more questionable things got.
It "got to me".
I will try to stir with a smaller stick from now on.
Greg, I sent you an e-mail, no response. Could you check and see if it got there?
I may have a wrong address.
Thanks

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I will yell at Gloria and see if she got it.. our email comes in on hers .. hence the gregloria thing, and the "warning" lol.. you know women, sometimes they just dont get our humor.. stand by for corrections or if your not on they will be in pm.. seems you did a fine job of stirring pard, keep the stick.. This will only work if we keep it creditable.. who wants to be part of something that your asking is "real" are not..

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