During the course of my working life (1962-2007), I saw LOTS of shit at company picnics, including a couple when I was in the Army. Fistfights, brawls, sex of all sorts, accidents with injury, auto accidents when drunk people tried to drive home ... In a couple of cases, people were fired on Monday morning following the Saturday picnic. I was lucky in that I never was seriously injured in a fistfight, never had a wreck on the way home, and even when drunk I knew better than to have sex with a coworker in such a public venue. One guy I knew really well didn't, and lost his job, his marriage (3 kids), his house and his credit. All because he didn't keep it in his pocket.
Yep, and would still like to see the rest when she wakes up, takes a shower, brushes her teeth, gets a physical, and is verified clean!