Becareful out there on the road!

Becareful out there on the road!

Please, take care of yourself.

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and shit like

that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause twice as many accidents.

This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being.

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4 years 5 weeks ago, 10:41 AM

HampsterW

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This is funny,

but on a serious note, I never go anywhere after I have had more than a couple of beers unless someone else is driving. In UT (and most states I would guess) I could be nailed for DUI and CUI (carrying under the influence) since I am never without uncle Walther.

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4 years 3 weeks ago, 1:53 AM

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U R right!! Open container, is not just 4 alcohol!!
Lyle

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