Please, take care of yourself.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and shit like
that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause twice as many accidents.
This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being.