Biker and the lion

Biker and the lion

A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a
little girl leaning
into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her
by the cuff of her
jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her,
under the eyes
of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and
hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering
from the pain
the lion
jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker
brings her to her
terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A New York
Times reporter
has watched the whole event. The reporter says,
"Sir, this w as the
most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my
whole life."

The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really,
the lion was behind
bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted
accordingly.
Right." The reporter says, "Well, I'm a
journalist from the New York
Times, and tomorrow's paper will have this story
on the front page...
So, what do you do for a living and what political
affiliation do you
have?"

The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a
Republican." The following
morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it
indeed brings
news of his deed, and reads, on front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFR ICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS
LUNCH

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4 years 34 weeks ago, 10:44 AM

HampsterW

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lololol

Funny, thats no shit, leave it to the MSM.

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4 years 34 weeks ago, 11:12 AM

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lol

had to laugh out loud over that one!Just about 3 or 4 weeks of this crap snow to deal with and it will be ridding time again!

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
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