BLACK NAMES FOR HURRICANES

BLACK NAMES FOR HURRICANES

just when you think you have heard all of the stupid things that are going on in the US -- this comes along...Black hurricanes....

Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.

She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaquille, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up!

She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language' that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report.

I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, that's too hard to understand

I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says...

Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a rocket!
Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit

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3 years 41 weeks ago, 10:15 AM

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Holy shit samD

"Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a rocket!
Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit"

That is the funniest thing EVER (wiping coffee off my monitor) I am sure that the Liberals will get right on it and make it right.

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3 years 41 weeks ago, 1:25 PM

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hahaha

Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a rocket!
Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit

lmfao !!!!

3 years 41 weeks ago, 1:48 PM

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good grief

awful nice of them folks to help that beached whale they got in the boat there,as for the rest of the story,golly gee!

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
3 years 41 weeks ago, 1:58 PM

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I do believe

I have heard it all now!!! WTF??? This is just stupid ass hell. Thats all I gotta say about it!!

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3 years 41 weeks ago, 2:03 PM

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Ace

Howdy, oops, I left my self signed on here. Sorry.
How you feeling today Amy?

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3 years 41 weeks ago, 2:12 PM

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But not as bad as last night!! Im actually working on that pistol today!! I dont know what I was spazzing about, with getting it back together.... I got this!! I already put the trigger ass. in it, just to make sure, And I "Ace'd" it!!! LOL!! Now I just wanna get some work done to the outside of the frame and slide, B 4 I get it back to my friend!!! I hate that I doubt myself sometimes.... Maybe I'll learn one of these days!!! How are U today??

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3 years 41 weeks ago, 2:20 PM

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Ace

Not to bad, Still kicking, & aggravating Lisa my wife.
Hey, that mess of web sites I sent you had a bunch of places for manuals. did you try & find your pocket pistol through any of them. Hey, I did not mean to leave you so fast last night but the post's were coming at all sorts of funny times & I was getting all screwed up & didn't want to get you all confused.& You are absolutely right, "You got this" You might not know it or more correctly
realize or remember it at that moment but "You got it" :):):)
Did you hear from Greasy last night?

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3 years 41 weeks ago, 2:29 PM

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Larry

U have a PM!! Talk to U later!!

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3 years 41 weeks ago, 3:11 PM

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Wasn't hurricane Jamal the one that spawned 12 other little hurricanes and refused to take any responsibility for it?

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3 years 41 weeks ago, 6:59 PM

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If anyone, black, white, yellow or blue can't understand english...get your ass in gear and either take english lessons or unass the area.
That is the lamest freaking excuse I ever heard since I left college because my 1 armed uncle came to town carrying 2 suitcases.

If a man can make you mad just by talking, then he is far brighter than you.
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