"Hi Mom, How are you?"
"Hi Sally, say —where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware."
"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call."
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face."
"What on earth —why did you do that?"
"Well, it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."