Blondes?

Blondes?

"Hi Mom, How are you?"

"Hi Sally, say —where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware."

"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call."

"What happened!?"

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face."

"What on earth —why did you do that?"

"Well, it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."

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4 years 22 weeks ago, 11:35 PM

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Good!

Good one, Sam

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4 years 22 weeks ago, 11:41 PM

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bad bad bad sam

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4 years 22 weeks ago, 1:03 AM

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HA!

Great one

4 years 21 weeks ago, 11:43 AM

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Boy since you turned 50, you are having your senior moments...

4 years 21 weeks ago, 12:36 PM

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Unlike you SamD

I am busy and don't have time to monitor everything on Gunslot from day to day like you...but yeah, now that you mention it I may have seen this. Also...and most importantly I am not 50...I am still 49 and my birthday is in September...if YOU remember I posted this imformation previously and my birth date is right here on my profile! I see your alzheimers and raise you two...Gramps!

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4 years 21 weeks ago, 12:42 PM

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Pkato

Picky Picky....

4 years 21 weeks ago, 12:41 PM

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Sick him!!!!

I have time to monitor most of what goes on all day and still get my
work done....LOL

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4 years 21 weeks ago, 12:46 PM

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Hey guys

any idea why I can't read all of some posts, it is like it cuts off the
end of the sentence, only happens at work on this puter
not at home.

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4 years 21 weeks ago, 12:49 PM

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Opened it this morning and thought well Sam's gona have fun with this.. Actually as much stuff circulates on the net im surprised we don't have more double posts. By the way the 50 thing is the only bd that sorta rocked me.. Like most men im not "that" age concious, but damn 50 sounded old..

duh......maybe cause it is ..

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4 years 21 weeks ago, 12:52 PM

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mine does to Hamp..

sorta fun trying to figure out the missing words... Look at it with "puzzle mentality"... Just another feature we get free from Gunslot..

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
4 years 21 weeks ago, 2:30 PM

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Screw 50

As I age I just have sex with younger girls...makes me feel better. Of course, as I age, I must adjust their age as well...all legal, all above board!!! Just wanted to clarify!

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4 years 21 weeks ago, 1:38 PM

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HAMP

I have addressed this with the Prez...it's really an easy html fix...but one
that I cannot do without access to the code and where it is uploaded.
It will have to be fixed by the webmasters. In the mean time, I think you
can bypass the issue by simply hitting enter and making your sentences
shorter...try it out and see. I did it on this one, but I think it only matters
near the top where you have the Recent Comments and Recent Posts
on the right margin.

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4 years 21 weeks ago, 1:44 PM

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thanks pkato

that is what I have been doing with my posts but it
kinda sucks trying to figure out what others say.

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2 years 15 weeks ago, 4:43 AM

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HA!

HA!

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