Q. Where did Obama recently tell America to vacation?
A. The Gulf Coast .
Q. Where did Obama and his family go on vacation?
A. Maine. For two days.
Q. How did they get to Maine ?
A. They flew on Air Force One.
Q. How did their dog Bo, the Portuguese water dog, get to Maine ?
A. On a separate smaller jet aircraft at the expense of the American taxpayer.
Q. Why didn't Bo just stay at the White House for two days?
A. The children would miss him too terribly much.
Q. Why didn't Bo fly on Air Force One?
A. Muslims won't fly with unclean animals. Dogs are considered unclean animals.
Q. When will we stop the madness?