Bride of the Day

Bride of the Day

A woman,
married three times,
walked into a bridal shop one day
and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown
for her fourth wedding.

"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk,
"exactly what type and color are you looking for?"

The bride to be said:
"A long frilly white dress with a veil."

The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said,
"Please don't take this the wrong way,
but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides
who are being married the first time -
for those who are a bit more innocent,
if you know what I mean?
Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"

"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness,
"I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate.
Believe it or not, despite all my marriages,
I remain as innocent as a first time bride.

You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding,
he died as we were checking into our hotel.

My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight
in the limo on our way to our honeymoon
that we had that wedding annulled immediately
and never spoke to each other again."

"What about your third husband?"
asked the sales clerk.

"That one was a Democrat," said the woman,
"and every night for four years,
he just sat on the edge of the bed
and told me how good it was going to be,
but nothing ever happened

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4 years 42 weeks ago, 4:23 PM

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Is the guy in the pic from Fucking, Austria?
Nah!, probly San Fran.

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fucking other male Democrats in SF.

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