Bubba needs an Attorney

Bubba needs an Attorney

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, 'Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer?'

'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,' responded the lawyer.

'And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers
An fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?'

'Sure is, Bubba.'

'And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when
she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?'

'Yep.'

'And that football player sued that university when he graduaided and still couldn't read?'

'That's right,' said the lawyer.'
'But why are you asking?'

'Well, I was thinkin.....

What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?'

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5 years 9 weeks ago, 11:57 AM

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I could also sue Schlitz, Pabst, Lone Star, Coors, JAX, and a lot of other beers. If I won, I'd gladly take the money.
Truth is, though, I chose all those ugly women. They were willing, and so was I.
For somebody no better looking than me, trying to decide between a 9 and a 10 just wasn't an option.
If their looks bother you, turn out the fucking lights.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
5 years 9 weeks ago, 12:23 PM

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ecaman, if you're a man, then you are bigger and stronger than most of the 9s and 10s you'll encounter. There's your icebreaker right there. "Hey honey, we're going to fuck. You can say no and scream if you want, but it's just more of a turn-on for me. And if it helps make this easier, your head is going to look very sexy on my wall". See? Too easy.

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4 years 30 weeks ago, 8:50 AM

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I'm going to be a

I'm going to be a millionaire!

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