BULLSHIT BINGO

BULLSHIT BINGO

A new game for the casino instead of the old bingo we know.

Bullshit Bingo

1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square -- I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns --five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

· Restored our reputation·

. Strategic fit

· Let me be clear

· Make no mistake

· Back from the brink

· Signs of recovery

· Out of the loop

· Benchmark

· Job creation

· Fiscal restraint

· Win-win

· Affordable health care

· Previous Administration

· Empower (or empowerment)

· Greed on Wall Street

· At the end of the day

· continue with the following squares

· Touch base

· Mindset

· Corporate greed

· Ballpark

· Game plan

· Leverage

· Inherited as in "I inherited this mess”

· Relief for working families

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"

10 Comments

4 years 19 weeks ago, 11:54 AM

samD

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spiels and that would mean shooting up another TV.

4 years 19 weeks ago, 12:07 PM

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what did I win? higher tax's?

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4 years 19 weeks ago, 12:59 PM

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We all win

Because over a 12 hour period I am sure barry used enough of those to fill out 20 cards...he is the biggest joke ever...he turns my stomach more each time I see him or hear his voice...honestly the guy makes me physcially ill.

Patrolman Kato
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4 years 19 weeks ago, 1:18 PM

HampsterW

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agreed

I don't listen to his BULLSHIT anymore, I does make me ill.

Change you can truly believe in comes from the barrel of a gun---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ron Paul 2012----Vote the bastards out!---------------------------------
4 years 19 weeks ago, 1:37 PM

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Interesting in a train wreck sorta way.. You can see this is being used for political cover before the Dems do the whole "nuke option" thing and pass this monster with 51 votes.. and of course they (dems) will say, well shoot the republicans used it in the past.. Yep.. But never for an issue that is 1) overwhelmingly disapproved of by the public, & 2) will cost 1/5 of our budget, & 3) will cost four times more than any program in the history of our nation.

The latest great quote as of 10 min ago is that they will pay for the cuts in medicare but cutting out the waste.. If it wasn't so scary it would be laughable

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
4 years 19 weeks ago, 1:50 PM

HampsterW

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I hear ya greg

listening to that BS makes my blood boil and being as I am at work, that is not coducive to good "customer service" if you know what I mean.

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4 years 19 weeks ago, 2:10 PM

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it is sad hamp

Laughing, wife just said she wished i was still working so i could take it out on an inmate.. im thinking it was probabley better for my BP when i got twisted, now im reduced to just whineing about it..

I'm honestly not upset for us, Gloria and i worked hard, and were fortunate in our investments, and now were blessed with a comfortable retirement. We might not be wealthy, but least were not indebt, and pretty much protected from whats going on around us.

Everytime we drive down to the valley to see the kids and gkids, we see more and more forclosed homes, the kids are working, but they, and everyone has debt that puts them three missed paychecks away from going bankrupt, or worse.

Whats scary is thier in better shape than others, and im afraid that if we continue this UNFUNDED massive national debt thing, that the worst is yet to come..

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
4 years 19 weeks ago, 5:45 PM

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we will have to make it up
Who do we blame this on?
The Bush Twins?

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4 years 19 weeks ago, 6:37 PM

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CW

Whose Medicare payments? Do you mean those to the doctors?

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
4 years 19 weeks ago, 6:47 PM

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This will be a mess, less docs will take medicare

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