The burglar

The burglar

The Burglar

A burglar broke into a Christian Family 's home one night.

He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when he heard a strange voice

echoing from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

After awhile when he heard Nothing more, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice and finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he whispered to the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? And what is your name?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed.

"What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

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3 years 42 weeks ago, 3:07 PM

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good one

I really like these jokes,sitting around BSing with some guys the other nite and we got into telling jokes for an hour,i've always had a good memory for jokes,so these are fuel for the fire!

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
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