CALIF VS ARIZONA

CALIF VS ARIZONA

Governor of  California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A
coyote jumps out and attacks dog.

California :

#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi"
and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is
natural.

#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and
spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.

#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200
testing it for diseases.

#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.

#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife
services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear
of dangerous animals.

#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote
awareness" program for residents of the area.

#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better
handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.

#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack
and for letting the Governor intervene.

#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.

#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the
state.

Arizona :

#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent
$0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead
coyote.

Any wonder why California is broke????

 
 

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6 years 6 weeks ago, 8:55 AM

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lmao. correct.

lmao. correct.

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6 years 6 weeks ago, 10:06 AM

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HA HA HA !!!

That is some funny (but true) shit!

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6 years 6 weeks ago, 10:14 AM

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Hilarious

I love this one.

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6 years 6 weeks ago, 7:38 PM

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Here in Kali the unemployment rate is aprox 20% while the unemployment rate for city employees is 0%. Yes 0%. The Mayor talked about laying off around 1,500 to help with the budget. This is 1% yes 1% of the city and county employees. They had a hissy fit and are suing the Mayor to block the layoffs. I wonder if the city letting the employees "Unionize" years ago was a good thing. Because it sure is backfiring now. By the time they try to make Kali "Green" estimates are millions more will be jobless. The whole green jobs push is supposed to create 1.5 million. I ask for what? Cleaning up the green waste?
P.S. The L.A. employment situation is a copy of Greece!

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6 years 6 weeks ago, 8:05 PM

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Mike

To me, still and I have stated this before...but it's amazing how even when given the stats, and shown where all this leads...people still choose the socialism path...isn't it just maddening???

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6 years 6 weeks ago, 8:18 PM

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It's Insane! When they talk about laying off city employees, the first thing they do is lay off police and fire. At least that's the Scare Tactic they use. Then everyone says, OK raise the sales tax another 1/4%. Sales tax here in Kali is a tick under 10%. I say screw it lay off whoever you want, let us open carry like my new fav state of Arizona and be done with it. Kali Governor would be Gun salesman of the year.

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6 years 6 weeks ago, 10:20 PM

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hey now, Im tryin to find a LEO job..lol we need to be hireing

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