A California Love Story

A California Love Story

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex ... She spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles
....
Something she just loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"
Because ... She Replied ...
"I Really Miss Mine"

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4 years 35 weeks ago, 12:45 PM

Builtf0rdtough

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. thats cali for ya

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4 years 35 weeks ago, 9:14 PM

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Oh shit, didn't see that one coming, friggen funny!

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4 years 35 weeks ago, 11:44 PM

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tough decission

do you mess with the 9 or go straight for your 45?

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4 years 35 weeks ago, 12:42 AM

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Charles, in this case,

Charles, in this case, straight to the real medicine Sig Sauer P229 in .40 or 45 either way!

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4 years 34 weeks ago, 9:44 PM

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9 or 45?

Too messy. Use a 22 short just behind and below the Mastoid at approximately a 30 degree upward angle, visualizing a spot on the very top center of the skull as your designated placement.

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4 years 34 weeks ago, 9:53 PM

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9 or 45

not from here it aint

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