Just leave the silly fucker up there. Don't spend the taxpayer's money getting him down. Or if he is rescued, he should have to pay the entire cost.
Tax payer dollars are already paying the cost,might as well use 'em,I suppose your still pissed the wright brothers didn't pick you to fly the Kittyhawk instead, you old goat.LOL.
I've never gotten over that. They'd promised me!
GIVE HIM A CHAIN SAW....GOOD LUCK
Oh shit, there you go!
It's a bird, it's a plane,
Nope, just a dumbass.