Career Change

Career Change

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and all the 
Paperwork involved with the job and was burned out.  Hoping to try another career where his skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become an auto mechanic.
 
He went to the local technical college, signed up for classes, attended 
diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical 
Exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and 
Completed the exam with tremendous skill.
 
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had 
obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, 
Saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding 
Result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade."
 
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart 
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.  "You put the engine 
back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
 
After a pause, the instructor added, "Plus - I gave you an extra 50% because 
you did it all through the exhaust pipe, which is something I've never seen done in my entire career.

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5 years 3 days ago, 6:32 PM

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HAHA! Thats Great!

HAHA! Thats Great!

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Didn't see that one coming too funny, I know it won't be funny when I have to go see Dr Bubba soon though!

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Your archive pics are a gold mine.. fun stuff pard!

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