CATHOLIC COFFEE

CATHOLIC  COFFEE

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

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4 years 50 weeks ago, 8:56 PM

samD

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Holy Water. LOL

Why did they cut her hands off, in that pic? One of your models? LOL

4 years 50 weeks ago, 9:16 PM

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I wish

but I try like hell not to cut hands/feet off

America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall. If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
4 years 50 weeks ago, 8:58 PM

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I was thinking more like "Holy Jesus"

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
4 years 50 weeks ago, 2:46 AM

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BIG ASS TITTIES

nice!

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
4 years 50 weeks ago, 7:29 AM

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MAN CAVE

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4 years 43 weeks ago, 5:36 PM

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This is a good one

Because "Oh my God" is exactly what I said when I saw her.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 29 weeks ago, 4:46 PM

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I need some more coffe

I need some more coffe

guns dont kill people,fathers that have daughters kill people
4 years 29 weeks ago, 8:08 PM

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If she is catholic, why are all the preist baning boys???

If a man can make you mad just by talking, then he is far brighter than you.
4 years 29 weeks ago, 8:08 PM

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banging

banging

If a man can make you mad just by talking, then he is far brighter than you.
4 years 29 weeks ago, 8:25 PM

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All I can say is

The woman is beautiful

I'm glad I'm not a Catholic because

Aint no fuckin way I would put up with a priest
banging alter boys and getting away with it.

Hard to be a good catholic in prison for
shooting an unarmed priest and cutting his
dick off and stuffing it in his mouth.

A little rebellion is good medicine for the government Thomas Jefferson
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