Christina 2002-12

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5 years 37 weeks ago, 2:53 AM

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HK AR-15 pistol

Christina wants you to unwrap her.

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5 years 30 weeks ago, 10:38 PM

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What is that?

Is that a cooter critter I see in there?

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5 years 30 weeks ago, 11:25 PM

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Geez, how incompetent. Because of course she should know better. You can tell she's a gun chick. I would like her, but that just turned me right off. Well, that and the muskrat down there. And I'm pretty sure it's a Bushmaster (the gun, pervs) as HK uses bullet shaped etchings on their fire selectors, not the F/S thing. Hah hah. Bushmaster. Hah. I'd be a bushmaster with her, or die trying. Be the best damn 30 seconds of her life. And if not, who cares? I'll get mine.

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5 years 30 weeks ago, 11:01 PM

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Plus the fact that I barely glanced at the gun. Good observation though, I'm straining my eyes right now.

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5 years 30 weeks ago, 11:28 PM

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Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
A: Because they think we give a shit.

I hate myself. But while I'm at it...

Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: It's what the woman is doing while you're screwing her.

Ho ho, ZING!!! Alright, I'm done. Someone kill me now.

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 5:52 AM

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My name is zx12rmike and I love saran wrap!!

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