Christina wants you to unwrap her.
Is that a cooter critter I see in there?
Geez, how incompetent. Because of course she should know better. You can tell she's a gun chick. I would like her, but that just turned me right off. Well, that and the muskrat down there. And I'm pretty sure it's a Bushmaster (the gun, pervs) as HK uses bullet shaped etchings on their fire selectors, not the F/S thing. Hah hah. Bushmaster. Hah. I'd be a bushmaster with her, or die trying. Be the best damn 30 seconds of her life. And if not, who cares? I'll get mine.
Plus the fact that I barely glanced at the gun. Good observation though, I'm straining my eyes right now.
Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
A: Because they think we give a shit.
I hate myself. But while I'm at it...
Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: It's what the woman is doing while you're screwing her.
Ho ho, ZING!!! Alright, I'm done. Someone kill me now.
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