Chuck

Chuck

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3 years 5 weeks ago, 11:42 AM

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So one day Death is checking his list and he sees the name Chuck Norris on it. So he takes a shot of whiskey for courage, reminds himself that Chuck has been around too long and proceeds to Chuck's ranch to handle his business. When he arrived he saw Chuck working out in his total gym with one hand, lifting weights with the other, and started to shake.

Chuck sees death out of the corner of his eye and says "And what do you want?"

Death, now overcome with fear squeaks, "Do you know the way to Whitney Houston's house?"

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