That's because the heels are on a guy!
But those are pretty ugly ass toes...
See I told you!
why did you post a pic of your ugly ass fet ?
Again, I told you the cat was looking at balls, you guys aren't paying attention dammit!
we knew that just didn't want to talk
about your balls pal
No offense taken, bro!!
But, you sick bastards will talk shit about my feet! What's up with that?lol
we will talk about your feet and you fat beer belly
but your balls are off limits even for us
Hell, I can't even get the wife to talk about them! Just put a pillow over my face, I'm out!!!
don't let them fool you. Those heels really set your legs off, but you do need something that covers them toes!LOL
You know something is wrong with the cat, he looks cross eyed!
mike the cat is ok, he's just wondering
why there are balls and no dick
Sorry dude, you opened up for it
I keep in my wife's purse, since she is the only one to see it anymore anyways!
does it strap on ?
I keep it close to where my money is!
Guess you have to get your 15 min of fame where you can huh.. They cracked me up last thanksgiving, they were giving me a hard time about how bad they looked.. one of them said if you would get hold of the Phoenix school board they could use your feet as an "anti teen pregers PSA".. I will say between the size (13) the bunion, which ive had so long it makes the other toes grow out on a 45 degree angle..(fact) The scars from emersion foot, and the toe nail fungus (don't see the big deal, half the nails are ok..) and the hair on the toes.. which is a practicle joke from the man upstairs, Got like 7 hairs on my chest, and my feet look like a throw back to yetti, or something.. Anyway the general agreeement was they would be a better "sex ed" teacher than Nancy Regans "just say no" deal..
TMI, greg TMI
Tell them that comes from having sex as a teen
every since he dumped runs dad ive been worried he's looking for another oldster, thought this would keep the woody soft..
Yea sex with teen age animals, hee hee
Don't have to give "the lecture" to boys anymore or anything..
if ebear has his eye on you I don't think that would slow him down much!LOL Well gotta get off hear pretty quick gotta be up early...you all take care
I hung an old double over the door
with a sign
For wedings and emergencys only
I like the sign! Bet that's raised a couple eyebrows.
The sign did just what it was supposed to do.
I have 2 girls and one boy.
Damn I'm an old fart
Happy to be here
see ya in the am
I'll run into ya tommorow bro
weve been waiting for you to come on guy.. falling asleep so see ya in the am..
Hey,, the washer is fixed..yep it was the pump..
Night my friends..