Cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies,
"If you weren't such a bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
17 Comments
LONEWOLFGUNSERVICES
I WAS JUST TRYIN TO HELP THAT SHEEP OVER THE FENCE
samD
Found this pic of you, or at least it looks like you and yer friend...LOL
Hope all is well in your world.
Sounds like you had fun at the range.
Ebear
i had to look twice to make sure it was'nt me!!! Sam all is well. Yeah I had a great time at the range ( as usual) I also took the Ruger .22lr and my Jericho 9mm.I shot all my f'n ammo!!!! So now im looking at either a .380 or the Judge!!!! lets see what the Football Fairy brings me this week...i've got the 200.00 from last week hidden....I'm a sick sick man!!!!
samD
LOL
Ebear
how are you doing?
samD
The usual old age shit. Still too hot to do much during the day. It did get down to 69 degrees the other morning...
Take a look at the video & pics of the Load All II.
Ebear
im watching a video now that i got in the mail. Its called Personal Fire Arm Defense. Its part of a series.first one is 12.95, but you can cancel and send back like Net Flix. i put it in for the hell of it just to see before i sent it back. But i gotta tell you the home defense shit is very informative.I may keep this first one..Its some bald dude. Dod you ever get this in the mail?
luckybychoice
i think your talking about the NRA videos ?the first one is 12.95 the rest are 26.95,i don't know how many you got but i have 2 so far and they are pretty informative.
samD
name...LOL
Knowledge is very important or a good mouthpiece on a retainer.
I keep a second ammendment atty's card right under my CCW permit. Can you get a CCW where you live? Do you work in Chicago proper or in the burbs where you live?
Ebear
i work in Chicago....no CCW....THATS WHY IM IFFY ON THE .380.....I MIGHT AS WELL NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT SMALL WEAPONS. i GOT THE .22 MAG FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES.But i do go to bad neighborhoods dealing with drivers , customers......women, and.....well mostly women...lol
samD
Do you have to go into the little mom & pop bodegas and convenience stores? You need a carry & bullet proof vest. Armored car would be nice...
samD
later
Ebear
I live in the Northwest suburbs, My "friend" lives in the southeast suburbs....lots of shit in between., but some of my drivers go into some pretty nast war-zones, and when needed i go there too.
Ebear
yeah, those are the ones...i just got the first one....what is the next one about? and yes very informative.
luckybychoice
i have "combat focus shooting and home defense tips" and "advanced pistol handling",which i have not watched yet.i guess i had better make some popcorn and watch the 2nd one.
samD
here he is!
Ebear
thats me in the front