Cowboy with sheep or I think I found a pic of ebear!

Cowboy with sheep or I think I found a pic of ebear!

Cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,

"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,

"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies,

"If you weren't such a bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 12:26 PM

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I SWEAR...

I WAS JUST TRYIN TO HELP THAT SHEEP OVER THE FENCE

WWW.LONEWOLFGUNSERVICES.COM Lone Wolf Enterprises Training & Service Center John 3:16
5 years 36 weeks ago, 8:48 AM

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Found this pic of you, or at least it looks like you and yer friend...LOL
Hope all is well in your world.
Sounds like you had fun at the range.

5 years 36 weeks ago, 9:08 AM

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lmao!!! Samd

i had to look twice to make sure it was'nt me!!! Sam all is well. Yeah I had a great time at the range ( as usual) I also took the Ruger .22lr and my Jericho 9mm.I shot all my f'n ammo!!!! So now im looking at either a .380 or the Judge!!!! lets see what the Football Fairy brings me this week...i've got the 200.00 from last week hidden....I'm a sick sick man!!!!

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 9:12 AM

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LOL

5 years 36 weeks ago, 9:14 AM

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sam

how are you doing?

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 9:36 AM

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The usual old age shit. Still too hot to do much during the day. It did get down to 69 degrees the other morning...
Take a look at the video & pics of the Load All II.

5 years 36 weeks ago, 9:40 AM

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hey sam

im watching a video now that i got in the mail. Its called Personal Fire Arm Defense. Its part of a series.first one is 12.95, but you can cancel and send back like Net Flix. i put it in for the hell of it just to see before i sent it back. But i gotta tell you the home defense shit is very informative.I may keep this first one..Its some bald dude. Dod you ever get this in the mail?

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 11:43 AM

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i get these videos

i think your talking about the NRA videos ?the first one is 12.95 the rest are 26.95,i don't know how many you got but i have 2 so far and they are pretty informative.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
5 years 36 weeks ago, 9:45 AM

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name...LOL
Knowledge is very important or a good mouthpiece on a retainer.
I keep a second ammendment atty's card right under my CCW permit. Can you get a CCW where you live? Do you work in Chicago proper or in the burbs where you live?

5 years 36 weeks ago, 9:49 AM

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i work in Chicago....no CCW....THATS WHY IM IFFY ON THE .380.....I MIGHT AS WELL NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT SMALL WEAPONS. i GOT THE .22 MAG FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES.But i do go to bad neighborhoods dealing with drivers , customers......women, and.....well mostly women...lol

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 9:52 AM

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Do you have to go into the little mom & pop bodegas and convenience stores? You need a carry & bullet proof vest. Armored car would be nice...

5 years 36 weeks ago, 9:53 AM

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Be back in a few

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 9:56 AM

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no sam you silly billy

I live in the Northwest suburbs, My "friend" lives in the southeast suburbs....lots of shit in between., but some of my drivers go into some pretty nast war-zones, and when needed i go there too.

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 11:47 AM

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lucky

yeah, those are the ones...i just got the first one....what is the next one about? and yes very informative.

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 1:22 PM

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ebear

i have "combat focus shooting and home defense tips" and "advanced pistol handling",which i have not watched yet.i guess i had better make some popcorn and watch the 2nd one.

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 5:58 PM

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here he is!

5 years 36 weeks ago, 5:59 PM

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lol

thats me in the front

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