A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in
Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam,
"Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off
down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully
unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached
a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a
union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed
to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to
a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'"

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3 years 38 weeks ago, 10:17 AM

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Ha Ha Ha,

hooray for unions, no offence to any union members but I have never had a good experience with their lack of customer service.

Change you can truly believe in comes from the barrel of a gun---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ron Paul 2012----Vote the bastards out!---------------------------------
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