gentleman cruising the Autobahn at 140 KPH (about 85 MPH) at night and feels a bump. Gets out looks and all 4 tires are up, goes around the front and there inside the grill opening and under the hood is a 150 lb deer. That is a BMW Z4 convertible...
it was only a 150 lbs deer and not a bigger one. I have seen this photo before was send to my e-mail.
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If this had been my beretta i would be having a Deer in the passenger seat and i would be pissed. My Dodge has an after market hood with a metal grill so all you would see is blood and potted meat. thats if it even stands tall enough to hit the grill. Its been lifted 6 inches.
And I figured you for the low rider with dingle balls type. Just kidding.
Hell you would have run over the top of that deer.
I hit a small buck years ago coming down from our summer home in a 56 Chev P/U. It went up and over the hood without a dent. Deer ran off into the woods. I was doing around 70 mph at the time.
I'm just surprised he was going so slowly on the autobahn. I drove them last summer. There are hundreds of 85,000 pound trucks doing 60mph in a line in the right lane and BMWs doing 150MPH in the left lane. And there's no middle lane. Most autobahn's are old and in serious need of repair. A few, like the A-4 thru Frankfurt are very nice multi-lane modern roads, but the majority are difficult to drive. A lot of them have mature trees growing right beside the road and in the middle of the cloverleaves so it's like driving in a tunnel and you can't see merging traffic (Planted when the roads were new, I;d bet.) Then all you need is a bunch of gypsies harvesting white asparagus in a field beside the road and all traffic comes to a standstill for 5-10 miles. Ain't much different than here except our freeways ar generally in better shape.
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fordvg
it was only a 150 lbs deer and not a bigger one. I have seen this photo before was send to my e-mail.
samD
it probably wouldn't have fit so nice, or bad as the case may be...
Anonymous
It would be even more funny. Those fiber glass cars cant handle shit like that. Thats why i perfer cars or trucks with metal grills.
samD
the 99 Dodge truck has more plastic than this car. Had this been your Beretta, we would be going to a funeral, I think...
Anonymous
If this had been my beretta i would be having a Deer in the passenger seat and i would be pissed. My Dodge has an after market hood with a metal grill so all you would see is blood and potted meat. thats if it even stands tall enough to hit the grill. Its been lifted 6 inches.
samD
And I figured you for the low rider with dingle balls type. Just kidding.
Hell you would have run over the top of that deer.
I hit a small buck years ago coming down from our summer home in a 56 Chev P/U. It went up and over the hood without a dent. Deer ran off into the woods. I was doing around 70 mph at the time.
Anonymous
those older model trucks are tuff S.O.B's
Schuyler
I'm just surprised he was going so slowly on the autobahn. I drove them last summer. There are hundreds of 85,000 pound trucks doing 60mph in a line in the right lane and BMWs doing 150MPH in the left lane. And there's no middle lane. Most autobahn's are old and in serious need of repair. A few, like the A-4 thru Frankfurt are very nice multi-lane modern roads, but the majority are difficult to drive. A lot of them have mature trees growing right beside the road and in the middle of the cloverleaves so it's like driving in a tunnel and you can't see merging traffic (Planted when the roads were new, I;d bet.) Then all you need is a bunch of gypsies harvesting white asparagus in a field beside the road and all traffic comes to a standstill for 5-10 miles. Ain't much different than here except our freeways ar generally in better shape.
scoob
nice 1 lol
william Lammers
at 5,287 ft. per/ min...that was one high BC!