Deer Hunting German Style

Deer Hunting German Style

gentleman cruising the Autobahn at 140 KPH (about 85 MPH) at night and feels a bump. Gets out looks and all 4 tires are up, goes around the front and there inside the grill opening and under the hood is a 150 lb deer. That is a BMW Z4 convertible...

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6 years 4 days ago, 11:56 AM

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He was lucky

it was only a 150 lbs deer and not a bigger one. I have seen this photo before was send to my e-mail.

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6 years 4 days ago, 11:58 AM

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If it was any bigger

it probably wouldn't have fit so nice, or bad as the case may be...

6 years 4 days ago, 12:10 PM

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If it was any bigger

It would be even more funny. Those fiber glass cars cant handle shit like that. Thats why i perfer cars or trucks with metal grills.

6 years 4 days ago, 12:13 PM

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I believe that

the 99 Dodge truck has more plastic than this car. Had this been your Beretta, we would be going to a funeral, I think...

6 years 4 days ago, 12:24 PM

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If this had been my beretta i would be having a Deer in the passenger seat and i would be pissed. My Dodge has an after market hood with a metal grill so all you would see is blood and potted meat. thats if it even stands tall enough to hit the grill. Its been lifted 6 inches.

6 years 4 days ago, 12:27 PM

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Snake

And I figured you for the low rider with dingle balls type. Just kidding.
Hell you would have run over the top of that deer.
I hit a small buck years ago coming down from our summer home in a 56 Chev P/U. It went up and over the hood without a dent. Deer ran off into the woods. I was doing around 70 mph at the time.

6 years 4 days ago, 12:39 PM

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Told ya

those older model trucks are tuff S.O.B's

5 years 38 weeks ago, 8:38 PM

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I'm just surprised he was going so slowly on the autobahn. I drove them last summer. There are hundreds of 85,000 pound trucks doing 60mph in a line in the right lane and BMWs doing 150MPH in the left lane. And there's no middle lane. Most autobahn's are old and in serious need of repair. A few, like the A-4 thru Frankfurt are very nice multi-lane modern roads, but the majority are difficult to drive. A lot of them have mature trees growing right beside the road and in the middle of the cloverleaves so it's like driving in a tunnel and you can't see merging traffic (Planted when the roads were new, I;d bet.) Then all you need is a bunch of gypsies harvesting white asparagus in a field beside the road and all traffic comes to a standstill for 5-10 miles. Ain't much different than here except our freeways ar generally in better shape.

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5 years 32 weeks ago, 3:34 PM

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nice 1 lol

nice 1 lol

U can have my gun when I'm dead and cold!!
5 years 4 weeks ago, 1:05 AM

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at 5,287 ft. per/ min...that was one high BC!

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast
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