Differences between Conservatives and Liberals

Differences between Conservatives and Liberals

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative , they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it..
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.

If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

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4 years 41 weeks ago, 4:58 PM

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Excellent!

And, unfortunately, there's so much truth in it. During the Clinton administrations, & in the current one, when the liberals were in power (for the most part) you could see examples of all of this. This country has changed so much in the past few decades, and I personally don't think it's for the better. We have great advances in science, medicine & technology, most of which have been good, but the changes in the attitude of so many, & in the moral fiber of the nation is tremendously disappointing, & in some cases downright disgusting. Now, having said that - what can be done about it?

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
4 years 41 weeks ago, 6:58 PM

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Couldn't have said it better myself!!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
4 years 41 weeks ago, 9:28 PM

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good one

good one sam, I need do get that picture turned into a bumper sticker.

4 years 40 weeks ago, 10:56 AM

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4 years 40 weeks ago, 11:14 AM

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yup

thanks

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4 years 40 weeks ago, 11:14 AM

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No prob

LOL

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