Do Not Share with your wife...

Do Not Share with your wife...

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: What happened to you?
Woman : Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp!!
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"
Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"

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4 years 47 weeks ago, 4:04 PM

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Good joke

Q: What do 50,000 battered women have in common?
A: They just won't fucking listen

Q: How many housewives does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Who cares? Bitch can cook in the dark. And dinner better not be late!!!!

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 47 weeks ago, 4:08 PM

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How about this

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes???

A: Nothing, you already told her twice.

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4 years 47 weeks ago, 4:09 PM

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but it's just tasteless and rude, so I refrained from it. Apparently, some members are a bit more crude and uncouth than myself.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 47 weeks ago, 4:15 PM

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Yeah!

You are probably right runs.

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4 years 23 weeks ago, 11:52 AM

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runs

not to many as i see it lol

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4 years 23 weeks ago, 12:22 PM

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Heading out to the range, so can't spend anytime with my buds till later.. Hope you guys are all well, things are great in AZ...

Vaq, i'll check this later, you home or staying in OK.. Whats the latest?

I see ol Lyle is back, least he had a comment yesterday, but where is Dave, anybody seen or heard.. Sammie?.. You got anything on your boy runs..

This reads like a retard telegram.. sheesh... ok got to take my retard ass out to the PO, then the range.. (might have to have a group tightner as well) see ya all later..

is it too, or to... hmm

ooohhhhhwwwhhhhaaaaaattttttaaaaarrrrreeeeetttttaaaaaaerrrrrrrddddddiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaammmm

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
4 years 23 weeks ago, 1:05 PM

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Padre, runs is MIA

I emailed him while in Bisbee and offered to buy lunch. Never heard back so I guess he is in deep cover....

4 years 23 weeks ago, 1:06 PM

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I will check the local jails, maybe that morals charge thing stuck...

3 years 49 weeks ago, 8:48 AM

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Lmao!

That's great! True true.

3 years 30 weeks ago, 9:57 PM

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Q.what do you say to a woman with two black eyes????????????????
A.nutin shes already been told twice.
no offence ladies of gunslot.just a joke.

CRY HAVOC and let slip the dogs of war!
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