Don't mess with old people. II

 Don't mess with old people. II

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD
AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips , an
elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was
going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left
the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw
that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said, "No," but some people are breaking into my garden
shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock
your doors and an officer will be along when one is available...”

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
stealing things from my shed.. Well, you don't have to worry about them
now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them
right now." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a
Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance
showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars
red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George , "I
thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) (Unsubstantiated)

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4 years 47 weeks ago, 5:36 PM

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old age and treachery

a perfect combination

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Excellent story.

Even if it's not true, it's funny.

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4 years 47 weeks ago, 7:15 PM

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HAHAHA!!

Good one!

4 years 47 weeks ago, 8:53 PM

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They don't have trouble convinceing a jury they were affraid for their lives
when approached by some young thug.

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