Don't mess with old women

Don't mess with old women

One night an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor 'assisted living apartment', killing him instantly.

Brought before the court on charge of murder the judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defence.

She began coolly 'Yes your honour, I figured that at 92, if he could fuck ... he could fly.'

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4 years 19 weeks ago, 12:18 PM

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To to funny...

Not a bad way to go ...with the exception of the landing part...

Sam, got your email, and the numbers thanks..sent ya a pm..

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