I went to the doctor's the other day and found out ol' doc had hired a couple of Physicians Assistants. Mine was a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
I was embarrassed to be handled by her, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional...
I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help
you in any way I can."
So I said, "I think my penis tastes funny..."

3 Comments
HampsterW
taste funny to her sam??????
samD
It felt good to me, all she said was nom,nom...
rommelvspatton
old nurses trick is to flick it hard on the head.
That will make a alert soldier fall to the ground