I went to the doctor's the other day and found out ol' doc had hired a couple of Physicians Assistants. Mine was a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
I was embarrassed to be handled by her, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional...
I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help
you in any way I can."
So I said, "I think my penis tastes funny..."