Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,

Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'

You must now refer to them as

APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
'BREASTED AMERICAN.'

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is

'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a

'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a

'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes

'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a

'LOW COST PROVIDER.'

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is

' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION..'

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'

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4 years 49 weeks ago, 4:10 PM

CharlesW

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samD

Man you are over the top with
this one yeeee haaaaa

I just found a cowboy action
shooting club about an hour
from me. They have a shoot next
weekend. Guess where I will be
yeeee haaaaa

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4 years 49 weeks ago, 4:29 PM

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Talk is cheap CW post pics buddy!

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4 years 49 weeks ago, 5:38 PM

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Hey Mike

I wish to hell I could
fast action cowboy shoot
I watch it on outdoor channel
every Wed. Bill Munden is
out of this world.
You can see the club I'm going
to visit at
Old Fort Parker Patriots
Their events take place
at the actual Fort Parker in Mexia,Texas

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4 years 49 weeks ago, 6:35 PM

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Bill Munden is funny, I like him, shoots like there's no tomorrow! If there were zombies I want him to be there too lolol I have seen the shows and competitions as well, looks like fun!

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4 years 49 weeks ago, 6:24 PM

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Drill Sargeant Archer liked that cranial-rectal inversion line.

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4 years 49 weeks ago, 6:41 AM

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with Cowboy Action Shooting, whether SASS, COWS, or Western 3 Gun. Cowboy Action Shooting does not involve ANY form of fast draw, even though the objective is to finish a "stage" as quickly as possible on the clock, without time penalties for misses or other infractions, using presribed types of rifles, SA revolvers and shotties.
Fast Draw involves only draw, shoot and hit the target, usually with a Single Action 6 shooter, as measured in fractions of seconds.

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
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