Easter Present For My Kids

Easter Present For My Kids

For Easter my wife bought 2 ducks for our kids.As the king of this castle the kids always let me name the critters we get.I named the white duck Howard(Howard The Duck-the movie)which will come to you when called and will eat bread out of your hand.The other duck(see picture) I named Barack Obama,that little fucker runs away,shits everywhere and makes too much noise!I hope that Howard turns out to be a boy duck and fucks the shit outta Obama!

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 4:28 AM

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I had a Tolouse goose that had imprinted on me. She followed me around like a dog. I had a kennel full of Chow Chows at the time and when she spread those wings out and started running at them it was all over. Just like a stampede. She was without a doubt the best watchdog of the bunch. They are fun, but have an affinity for leaving poop everywhere.

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 9:35 AM

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had a chicken that liked to hang and sleep with her cat.....one day all we found was feathers....So much for friendship

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