ebear....

ebear....

What did Davy Crocket say when he saw all the mexicans running towards the alamo?
Who ordered concrete?

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?
One can raise a child.

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What do you call a Mexican with a new car?
A felon

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5 years 8 weeks ago, 7:34 PM

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lol

lovedthe last one....did'nt get the first one

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5 years 8 weeks ago, 7:51 PM

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mow, so they pour all the concrete for patios and such...DOH

5 years 8 weeks ago, 7:52 PM

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oh ok

so all the mexicans are running in to pour concrete?

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5 years 8 weeks ago, 7:53 PM

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bingo!!!!

bingo!!!!

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5 years 8 weeks ago, 7:54 PM

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ju got it amigo.

I hope you don't take offense but there is a website.

http://www.mexicanjokes.net/

5 years 8 weeks ago, 7:55 PM

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ohhhh

they pour concrete then they played bingo......when did they have time to kill John Wayne?

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5 years 8 weeks ago, 7:57 PM

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John Wayne is Dead?

Madre Mia. Ju mexicans dood it?

5 years 8 weeks ago, 7:58 PM

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HELL DONT KILL ME!!!

Im Jonwain. WTF?? YOU......!!!!!

5 years 8 weeks ago, 8:04 PM

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Anyone been to a Home Depot lately. INS should patrol regularly.

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5 years 8 weeks ago, 8:12 PM

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Why should they?

The only person they would check would be some 80 year old white guy because we can't have profiling you know.

America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall. If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
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