ebear and his sheep

ebear and his sheep

ebear walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says,
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

His girlfriend, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, Not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch,
You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 4:53 PM

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HA!

Only Ebear! lol

4 years 26 weeks ago, 8:38 PM

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The sheep looks confused, and ebear is old enough to need a pocket full of little blue pills!

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:17 PM

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lol

mikey!!!! what up big daddio

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:24 PM

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ebear,Did you get some FMJ thru that pistola?

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:25 PM

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yeah ...it kept jammin....but then i used the Remi. jhp and it was all good.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:31 PM

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ebear, I was just looking at the pic of the target that got away!lol

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:32 PM

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yeah

it was a rough day at the range.....the .40 kick took some getting used to but it got better.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:39 PM

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ebear, I agree, I put a lot of rounds thru my 9mm and got very used to it. Then ended up getting the Sig 40 and the first time I pulled the trigger, I just looked at my cousin with a big ass smile when I felt the recoil and saw the muzzle blast!!

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:42 PM

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yeah mike

it is a rush.......im getting my own p229 .40 next....hopefully after the Superbowl.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:44 PM

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ebear

thats strage about the white box. have you tried it with more than one box of ammo? my buddy has a .40 service model XD and we put wwb through it all of the time with no problems what so ever. Actually out of 3 XD's I've put hundreds of rounds through (.40 and .45's) I've never had one jam? Do you think it was a bad box of ammo or a bad pistola?

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:45 PM

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If you get the P229 without the rail, insight tech has a rail adapter that I bought and it works great! I'm fondling my Sig right now, hee hee

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:50 PM

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that is very good to know....cause i am lookin at one without the rail.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:59 PM

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It grabs the front of the trigger guard and fits very, very tight up under the frame. It;s held on by a couple of allen screws, it doesn't move. You can order it yourself online for about 55.00, I went thru a local shop, they didn't even know it existed. When my order was supposed to be in for some reason it disappeared. I think someone took it for their own gun, They reordered it and still took 3 more weeks to get. I was pissed, but they had my money first for the "special order". I got mine for 600.00, and has night sites. It was used when I bought it but well worth the money. The grips showed a little wear (Hogue 30.00) so I replaced them. I want to replace the screws that hold the grips on. They are slotted screws, and have a little discoloration in the slot. I like the screws from the newer version, they are Torx type.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:02 PM

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YOU KNOW

Now Im definatly zone in to get the Sig.....it'll happen ....this is my last gun....i mean it......lololol

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:03 PM

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ebear, weren't you telling me something about that awhile back????????????

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:06 PM

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yeah

but then i got the deal on the xd....i could'nt pass up....i should have waited , but fuck it....i'll still get the Sig.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:47 PM

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it had to be the ammo....as soon as i put in the remington hollowpoints not one jam up i shot 70 rounds no jams....and when i tried to sneak in the white box rds again it jammed.......mike.... i hate you

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why no rail on the P229? Is it used?

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:04 PM

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used...but clean....

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:04 PM

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The rail came out on the newest version, either this year or last.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:08 PM

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what do you know about the Sig Pro?

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:16 PM

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sig pro

its a poly frame, so it will feel more like a glock, xd or M&P. The p229 is a tad heavier with a steel frame. If you want a true sig, go with the 229. FBI and Secret Service use it.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:10 PM

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I bought mine used, and the only place it showed wear was the rubber hogue grips. I got the original box, plastic grips and all. If I put the plastic grips back on it, it would look brand new. No holster wear or anything. I got real lucky with this purchase

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:12 PM

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I see a lot of them for sale on calguns. I was going to ask the same thing

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:14 PM

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mike

i heard they are nothing like a real Sig...

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:13 PM

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i hope

to get that lucky too.....hopefully soon...lol

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:19 PM

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Don't get too antsy the right deal will come along. I just saw a BiTone Xd 40 I wanted but they don't do business in Kali. It's frustrating but, I don't blame them. Just think what gun sales would be like if they knocked all this bullsh&t off! When Sportsmans Warehouse was in Kali for a few months, the guy at the handgun counter told me they (as a company) did 500,00 in sales company wide while Obozo was running around.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:21 PM

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im trying mike

if i win in the football pools i'll get one fast...if not i'll take my time...

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:22 PM

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I think

a real SIG feels like a GLOCK,is that right?lol,course this is kinda like going into Harlem and yelling"NIGGA" right.Uragh

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:23 PM

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ebear, I'm trying to decide whether to get in a football pool, I'm still pissed at Favre

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:26 PM

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piss on favre

i only wish his penis fell off!!!!!!....im picking Indy

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:27 PM

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ebear, have you ever watched a football game "Meth" style?

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:28 PM

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no mike

but i have on Nyquil!!!lol

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:30 PM

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ebear,Do you know what I'm talking about?

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:31 PM

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not sure....mabey

clarify

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:34 PM

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I record the game and skip thru all the bs, even between downs, I can watch 2 games in less than 3 hours. I don't like all the fluff, halftime bs. Even my wife tells me I'm going too fast!

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:37 PM

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thats how the NFL Ntework does thier replayed games.No time outs with post game commentary during the game....pretty cool.....man i love football....with Hockey a close second.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:41 PM

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I get the sport of Hockey, I don't get #1 why they play to a tie, and #2 why they are allowed to beat the crap out of each other in a professional setting?

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:42 PM

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the shoot-out eliminates ties and the fights are my favorite part.....

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:39 PM

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Good Night everyone, I admit, last weekend I wanted to come out to gunslot and play, I think I was having withdrawals or something! Now I know it was my wife's cooking.

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