Ebear & Jenny, a love story

Ebear & Jenny, a love story

Little ebear and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so ebear goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

ebear bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing,

Mr. Smith replies,

"Well ebear, you are only 10.. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, ebear replies,

"In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable,

Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, ebear instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine."

Mr. Smith is impressed

ebear has put so much thought into this.

"Well ebear, it seems like you have everything figured out.

I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"

ebear just shrugs his shoulders and says,

"Well, we've been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 11:41 AM

Larry Wagner

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Love Story

Good one Sam, also like Shit to ponder. Both real good.
Well gotta go & pester the wife. Have a good one & stay safe down there.
talk to you soon.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 4:04 PM

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oh hell

I laughed out loud on this one,,, didn't see that last question coming

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