ebear stories, sent in by his wife...

ebear and his wife were sitting watching a
TV program about psychology and mixed emotions.

ebear turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch
of crap; I bet you can't tell me anything that will make
me happy and sad at the same time."

She said, "You have the biggest penis of all your friends."

Ebears wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing their usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As ebear walked in, almost awake, she turned to
ebear and said softly, "You've got to make love to me
this very moment!"

ebears eyes lit up and I thought, "I am
either still dreaming or this is going to be my
lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, He embraced her and then
gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and
returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, ebear asked,
"What was that all about?"

She explained, . . . .. . "The egg timer's broken."