Econ 101 Buying vs Leasing

Econ 101  Buying vs Leasing

1. Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex every night during their 5-year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.

2. Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,
he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years:
(a $41.7 million saving).

Value-added benefits are:
* a 22-year old
* no coaxing
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all requests
* no complaining
* no honey-do lists
* has two legs

Best of all, she leaves and comes back when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees or headaches!
Sometimes leasing just makes far more sense.

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4 years 35 weeks ago, 10:06 AM

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has two legs... perfect..

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4 years 35 weeks ago, 11:10 AM

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Neither one of them

Kristen is an absolute doll, but $4000 a night? No pussy's that good.
Heather Mills? Gimme a break. McCartney was suffering from "long term" temporary insanity. He's incredibly rich and has worldwide popularity. He could have found all kinds of women (and very possibly did). Given that fact, why in God's name would anyone in their right mind marry Heather Mills?

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
4 years 35 weeks ago, 12:09 PM

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than YOKO...then the money whore heather mills comes along

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
4 years 35 weeks ago, 12:20 PM

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is possible

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4 years 35 weeks ago, 2:11 PM

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i get it

heather mills= 49 million
kristen= 7.3 million
never getting married and dealing with a fucked up ex wife= priceless,

just saying as my ex has decided to take me back to court for more alimony,shes not just my ex,shes a bitch from hell.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
4 years 35 weeks ago, 4:48 PM

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Sign me up for that hottie. Well maybe she has lay-away! lol get it "LAY AWAY" I crack myself up

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