The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex every night during their 5-year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.
This is Kristen.
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,
he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years:
(a $41.7 million saving).
Value-added benefits are:
* a 22-year old
* no coaxing
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all requests
* no complaining
* no honey-do lists
* has two legs
Best of all, she leaves and comes back when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees or headaches!
Sometimes leasing just makes far more sense.