The economy is so bad

The economy is so bad

The Economy, How Bad Is It?
The economy is so
bad... That I got a
pre-declined credit card in the mail..

The economy is so
bad... I ordered a
burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked,
"Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so
bad... If the bank
returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them..

The economy is so
bad... Hot Wheels and
Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so
bad... Parents in
Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.

The economy is so
bad... A truckload of
Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

The economy is so
bad... Dick Cheney took
his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so
bad... Motel Six
won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so
bad... The Mafia is laying off
judges.

The economy is so
bad... Exxon-Mobil
laid off 25
Congressmen.

And
finally...
Congress says
they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh
Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is
being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion
disappear!

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 6:37 PM

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Bad economy

Very good, SamD. These are funny.
Unfortunately, the economy IS still bad, regardless of how the administration is crowing today over the 3.5% increase in the 3rd quarter. My Social Security & retirement checks didn't go up 3.5%. Let Tim Geithner send me some of his inflated salary.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
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